This morning is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a glasses. It looked totally normal. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly We Don't Think That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street and suddenly this massive bird flew down from a tree. It was holding a tiny hat! This is the truth. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's here beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thefact. It story is so outrageous, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

Unbelievable!

This discovery is absolutely insane. I simply understand what they've just seen. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.